iPod love or in fact gentle stroking of any Apple product, dubbed Macsturbation in our office, is a growing problem amongst firms. According to Recruiter mag, citing some research from Woods Baggot, that 22% of us are jacked in to our Pod up to three hours per day.

If you’re in banking or law, it’s best to stow your trusty MP3 player before entering the office, but marketing & media types can tap away whilst listening to Hot Chip or having a sneaky boogie to Girls Aloud (you know who you are). Anyone longing for the peace of a corner office? Shut the door on your way out. Ta.